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Jellyfish and Coconut in Kauai

Spouting Horn, Kauai

Spouting Horn, Kauai

“Come on. You’ve come all the way to Hawaii and you’re not even going to get wet,” said Jellyfish.

“I got wet,” said Coconut.

“Up to your knees. Ha. I bet I will swim in the ocean before you,” said Jellyfish.

Suddenly Coconut stood up and strode off to the surf where he belly flopped into the ocean. Then came a large wave that pummeled little Coconut. As much as Coconut tried to swim, the waves kept tossing Coconut around and around, smashing him into the sand.

Jellyfish laughed and laughed. Coconut finally washed upon the beach with sand adhered to every surface of his body. Jellyfish swam past the crashing waves and bobbed about. See, she thought, I’m a much better swimmer than Coconut. The ocean heard Jellyfish and became angry with her arrogance and sent a wave to show her who was boss. The wall of water lifted Jellyfish up, pushed her towards shore and then tugged her back out again.

Swimming and swimming, Jellyfish couldn’t make it back to shore. Coconut stood right before her. “Help,” she said. He stood and smiled. “Help, please,” she said. He reached out his arm and pulled her back to the warm, dry sand.

Lesson of the story: Jellyfish, uh hum, I really do need fins to swim in the ocean. Otherwise, I just bob about at the ocean’s mercy, like a jellyfish. And, maybe let the big fish play in the wave-crushing ocean while I find myself a shallow, calm area to paddle about. I’ll let Coconut come to his own conclusions. He is, however, bragging about being the hero of the story. (Jellyfish learned her lesson about bragging.)

Aloha Kauai!

Whew! We made it to our condo, which is funky, but clean. Local time is 11 pm and I just heard a gecko chirp outside. More to come after a good night’s sleep…

Countdown to Kauai!

Two days before I depart for Hawaii, and I’m fretting over my pack list. As usual, I’m determined to make due with carry-on luggage.This brings me to my dilemma of the day: should I pack my snorkel gear or not?

Top five reasons to not pack snorkel stuff:

1. Takes up lots of luggage space in carry-on pack.

2. I shivered after stepping into the Pacific last time I was there and that was in April.

3. Surf’s up, which makes for poor snorkeling.

4. Hawaii’s snorkeling will feel like a let down after snorkeling off Roi-Namur and Kwajalein.

5. I’ll feel really stupid lugging around all my snorkel stuff if I don’t use it.

Top 5 Reasons to Take Snorkel Gear:

1. If I don’t take my own snorkel and end up renting, I’ll feel grossed out. (Ugh, like bowling shoes, only worse!)

2. I’ll ruin my contacts if I rent a mask (leakage).

3. I’ll have something to write on postcards to friends and family back home.

4. Surf’s up equals more drama, which equals better narrative for a travel story!

5. I don’t want to feel left out when my hubby plunges into the ocean with his mask and snorkel. Plus, I spent a good hour digging my snorkel gear out of storage, so I better use it now. Right?

Kauai and a Cold One!

Yes, I know. My site is wine-n-trip, not beer-n-trip, but hey, it’s Hawaii! With a January 1 departure date, I googled wine and Kauai and guess what? Wine is not so fine in our tropical state. Big surprise, right?

But, do not worry, as there is beer–and micro, locally-made–to be drunk with roasted swine! According to http://www.beertutor.com/city_guides/kauai.shtml, there are two breweries that call Kauai home: Waimea and Keoki. While Keoki doesn’t operate a brewpub (shucks!), Waimea does!

If I have been led astray, please fellow winos, feel free to leave a comment about your favorite Hawaiian wine, wine bar, wine experience, etc. Or, beer buddies, feel free to chime in, too!

While wine tripping is fine, what sounds better than consuming a cold one after a long day of snorkeling, hiking, and beach combing? Mmm, beer!